these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
you people don’t understand how fucking powerful these things were, you were supposed to pull gently and it’d fly just fine but if you pull it like a chainsaw or a lawnmower they will behave as such. t h e y a r e d e a d l y.
if you spin it super fast the feet don’t even leave the thing and you’d have yourself a short range combat weapon
as a kid i was sure i could take down any bad dude that came at me with this thing it hurt like hell
Me and my sister had these things and we survived, uninjured.
(Source: raffaroffa, via imnotatvaddict)
I went to see Catching Fire yesterday and when Effie said Katniss was the female tribute at the reaping, someone gasped, stood up and said “WHAT???” and the whole theater cracked up.
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
“Stop!” wails Christina as Molly pulls her foot back to kick again. She holds out a hand. “Stop! I’m…” She coughs. “I’m done.” (…) Eric walks toward the center of the arena, his movements slow, and stands over Christina with his arms folded. He says quietly, “I’m sorry, what did you say? You’re done?”
Eric shoves Christina against the railing. “Climb over it,” he says. “What?” She says it like she expects him to relent, but her wide eyes and ashen face suggest otherwise. Eric will not back down. “Climb over the railing,” says Eric again, pronouncing each word slowly. “If you can hang over the chasm for five minutes, I will forget your cowardice. If you can’t, I will not allow you to continue initiation.”